Sea Otters: the most bad-ass mammal ever

      Sea otters are very cool because they are uber cute and would beat a sloth at everything. They eat crustaceans because they are bad-asses. They have favorite rocks for cracking the crustaceans. They also hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart, and 'cause they are the best animal ever. Sea otters can both swim and can walk about because they don't care what you think, they just have to go see a man about a dog. Adult sea otters weigh between 31 and 99 lbs making them the heaviest members of the weasel family. So step aside sloths, you have been thrown off of your silly adorable little throne.

 they are holding hands 

its covering its eyes

Somali pirates

    Somali pirates steal from people, (surprise! nobody saw that coming) they usually steal from other Somalian folks, most commonly from fishermen. They are kind of the coolest, and definitely the coolest thing in Somalia. they usually tend to be fishermen how couldn't compete with the companies that fish the same waters as them so they go to robbing other people to feed their family's and probably their drug addiction to!  Somali pirates are just overall bad asses who need some cash so they get it in the coolest way ever, by being pirates! but not those boring old pirates with parrots and paglegs, no they are sometimes shirtless and have AK47's!!

   

these are some Somali pirates doing their thing, you know stealing stuff!!

this is one of my many heroes he is both a child soldier and a pirate from Somalia

  so in conclusion if I had to move to one country in Africa I would definitely not be Somalia probably somewhere like Madagascar or cape cod.

Hippopotamus

     Hippopotami are awesome, their teeth grow continuously with canines reaching 20 inches and can totally kill anyone. Even though they look silly they can outrun most humans and that's mind blowing, they are one of the most aggressive animals and just all around a bad ass animal with its funny looking body. They look very silly but can totally be dicks for no apparent 

                                            

This is a Somali pirate and is defiantly not a hippo but he is still very cool 

                                          

Look at those teeth and that's a pumpkin in his mouth so think about that before you go to Africa

Why sloths are better then cats

        Sloths are way better then cats because they can never run away because of how slow they are, they only go to the bathroom once a week, and they only eat leaves and that's only for 4 hours a day! The scientific name for sloths is folivora which is way cooler then feline take that stupid cats. Sloths also grow super close bonds with their owners, but cats hate their owners so why would you want to bring something into your house that hates you?

This is a video of a sloth eating carrots and its far better then any cat video

       

x men days of future past

In a dystopian future, robots known as Sentinels are exterminating mutants and oppressing humans who harbor the genes that lead to mutant offspring. A small band of mutants manages to evade the Sentinels due to Kitty Pryde, who can project a person's consciousness back in time to deliver warnings.

Pryde's group rendezvous with Storm, Wolverine, Professor Xavier and Magneto in a monastery in China. They decide to send Wolverine's consciousness back to 1973 to prevent Mystique from murdering Bolivar Trask, the designer of the Sentinels. The assassination will make Trask a martyr, Mystique will be captured and her DNA will be reverse-engineered to create the formidable Sentinels of the future. Xavier advises Wolverine to seek out his and Magneto's younger selves for aid.

Wolverine wakes up in 1973 and travels to the X-Mansion, where he encounters Xavier and Hank McCoy. Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters is closed due to most of the students having died in the Vietnam War. Xavier, now a broken man, has regained his ability to walk due to a serum created by McCoy that, as a side effect, suppresses his telepathic powers. Wolverine explains his mission and persuades Xavier to free Magneto — who has been accused of assassinating John F. Kennedy — from a prison cell beneath The Pentagon. They enlist Peter Maximoff, a mutant with superhuman speed, to assist them.

Trask unsuccessfully lobbies his Sentinel program to Congress. In Saigon, Mystique prevents a young William Stryker from appropriating a group of mutant G.I.s for Trask's research. Mystique investigates Trask and discovers he has been capturing and experimenting on mutants. Xavier, Magneto, Beast, and Wolverine go to intercept Mystique in Paris.

In Paris, the Americans and Vietnamese are negotiating the end of United States' involvement in the Vietnam War. Mystique impersonates a general to infiltrate a meeting with Trask, who attempts to sell his Sentinel technology to the Communists. Xavier, Magneto, Beast, and Wolverine arrive as she is about to kill him. Believing that the dark future can only be avoided through Mystique's death, Magneto tries to kill her; she flees out a window. The fight spills onto the streets in front of onlookers and cameras. Mystique slips away in the confusion.

Wolverine's encounter with Stryker causes his future body to react violently, injuring Kitty.

Although Trask is saved, the world is horrified by the existence of mutants. President Richard Nixon approves Trask's Sentinel program and arranges an unveiling in Washington, D.C. Trask's scientists recover Mystique's blood from the battle site in Paris. Afraid that Trask could yet create the formidable future Sentinels, Magneto intercepts the prototypes and laces their polymer-based frames with steel.

At the mansion, Xavier stops taking his serum and regains his powers. Through Wolverine, Xavier speaks to his future self and is inspired to struggle for human-mutant peace once again. He uses Cerebro to track Mystique, now heading to Washington, D.C.

this week i didn't know 

what to write about

            this week i didn't know what to write about so i decided that i would write about my spring 

break! last week i went so the bay area to visit family.

that is a cat pretending to be a hat

this is what the cat in the hat should look like. 

he/she is so unamused

   so that's my blog because i haven't seen any good movies lately and if you say i should write more you should live more