Hippopotamus

     Hippopotami are awesome, their teeth grow continuously with canines reaching 20 inches and can totally kill anyone. Even though they look silly they can outrun most humans and that's mind blowing, they are one of the most aggressive animals and just all around a bad ass animal with its funny looking body. They look very silly but can totally be dicks for no apparent 

                                            

This is a Somali pirate and is defiantly not a hippo but he is still very cool 

                                          

Look at those teeth and that's a pumpkin in his mouth so think about that before you go to Africa