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Monday, November 17, 2014



Sea Otters: the most bad-ass mammal ever

      Sea otters are very cool because they are uber cute and would beat a sloth at everything. They eat crustaceans because they are bad-asses. They have favorite rocks for cracking the crustaceans. They also hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart, and 'cause they are the best animal ever. Sea otters can both swim and can walk about because they don't care what you think, they just have to go see a man about a dog. Adult sea otters weigh between 31 and 99 lbs making them the heaviest members of the weasel family. So step aside sloths, you have been thrown off of your silly adorable little throne.



 they are holding hands 
its covering its eyes

1 comment:

  1. There is quite a bit more info about sea otters, including where they live, how long, how they groom themselves, the sea otter fur trade nearly wiping them out, their appearance in Island of the Blue Dolphins. Try going deeper, young sloth-otter.

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