encryption

           Encryption,  is currently a big deal because the FBI feels that Apple should build a iOS that undermines the security of millions just to maybe see some dick pics on a terrorists phone. As you can see I have strong emotions about this, so fair warning this is going to be very bias, and there may be some ranting, but I'll do my best to keep it to a minimum. Anyhoo, the san bernardino shooter dropped his work phone, that happened to be an iPhone, and if you've ever locked yourself out of your iPhone, you'll know its a pain in the ass to get back in, especially if you have the setting on that erases everything off your phone when you type the wrong password into it 10 times. well the FBI know the struggle, so they asked Apple for help, which of coarse apple did help to the best of their abilities, but the FBI wasn't happy, the FBI wanted Apple to make a special iOS that let the FBI try as many ties as they wanted to get in. But that's where Apple draws the line, because that would make a back door to any iPhone, that would put millions of peoples private information in jeopardy, not just would it make it so hackers could possibly get into your phone, and get your, credit cards, your bank info, all your passwords. but also the sneaks in China, or Russia (the Russian government has the same concept of privacy as college students in an 80s raunchy comedy) could get into your phones as well, to do their creepy spy stuff. Also there is no guarantee it will help us find anything helpful, or useful in any way. 

”He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security.” 

                                              -Benjamin Franklin

more information on the subject;

-http://www.apple.com/customer-letter/

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsjZ2r9Ygzw

The interesting way Donald Trump speaks

           Donald Trump's speeches are weird, other presidential candidates tend to know that their words will be analyzed, and used against them, but Trump doesn't pay any attention to that faked, He almost goes out of his way to offend people. He also uses a lot of the same words, his favorite words if you will, like these words; 

        He also uses the words with the least syllables, and speaks at a 4th grade reading level according to the Boston globe when they put his speech through the Flesch-Kincaid readability test. He also loves putting things in the 2nd person addressing you directly, like "look at Paris, look at what happened in Paris", and "look at what happened in California". He also ends his sentences with strong punchy words, a great example is when he says "you can't solve a problem until you find out whats the root cause" but it would sound more natural if he said "you can't solve a problem until you find out what the problem is". he moves the is back so he can end with problem. oh yeah hears a diagram of the presidential candidates speeches run through the Flesch-Kincaid readability test

Tibet isn't going to be free

     Tibet hasn't done anything to be free but like non violent stuff and that's as silly as a fish with titties. Tibet hasn't been independent sense it was a thing, so what are those free Tibet stickers talking about. Tibet's exports rapeseeds (which i didn't know that was a type of seed until I started this post), and they should probably stop growing rapeseeds because rape is illegal in china like in all the other countries, get it together and stop your rape(seed) problem Tibet. (the Tibetan economy isn't just rapeseed, its actually mostly livestock) 

And ludicrous free Tibet stickers aren't helping at all. The company that makes them doesn't donate any money to help Tibet get free, the stickers are just for telling "the world how you feel". Come on, no one wants to hear about your opinion about Tibet and wether or not it shouldn't be controlled by China (I understand how hypocritical that sounds)

these bumper stickers are the worst

see look how happy they are to be under the tiny boot of the Chinese government.

Nuclear Power Is The Best!!

        

Nuclear power was way underrated, it makes jobs, it has a way lower CO₂ productions than coal or fossil fuels, and gets rid of nuclear bombs. The United States of America, has started buying old nuclear bombs from russia, to dismember them, so russia has less nuclear bombs, and the U.S. has started using that extra uranium to power Nuclear power plants, about 10% of U.S. power is from dismembered nukes actually. Nuclear power is notably safer than coal, or fossil fuels. For every nuclear power related death 4,000 die from coal, but its that classic feeling people also get with planes, 1 in 5,000 people will die in a car crash, 1 in 11 million people who fly will die in a plane crash, but people are way more scared of flying than they are of getting behind the wheel of that fiery coffin they drive to work every morning. Final point nuclear power doesn't need children in some god forsaken country to be drone bombed so I can have all the lights on and charge my phone, so I guess it's not as good as I thought.

look they're taking a nuclear bomb apart.

no need for you old friend, with nuclear power we don't need to kill innocent children to live our power hungry lives

look how happy those mystery animals are, and its all because of nuclear power.

         

Is Nixon Unfairly Hated Because of his on Mistake?

           Nixon had a surprisingly large amount of accomplishments, that are overshadowed by his bad handling of the Watergate scandal, but is that all his reputation should be? In this blog, we are going to talk about his many accomplishments. Full disclosure, i think Nixon is on of the best presidents, because I'm very contrary, but that's just part of what makes me, me. Now that we got that over, we can get back to Nixon and his many achievements.

          Nixon naturalized ties with china, made the The Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty and Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty with Russia which is basically just a treaty that says that both countries need to slow down the production of anti ballistic missiles, but they both continued making them. Nixon also ended the draft, and the Vietnam war, he also desegregated southern schools, and enacted the The Environmental Protection Agency and Clean Air Act, and to round it all out he did on of the best thing anyone could do, he was a liar and a crook.

here's Nixon bowling.

here he is in china.

here he is having a think.

here he is being celebrated for his many accomplishments.

     To clarify I'm not defending what he did, I'm just pointing out that he did some great things, and  suggesting that he shouldn't be so vilified for his mistake, but be remembered as a flawed human, but who isn't? in the end don't we all make mistakes that we regret?

p.s. I had to do independent research to find out his achievements, no one ever talks about the good things he did, but I've heard a lot about him and the Watergate scandal, I think that's ludicrous.

Legalize Brown Brown

(Give Brown Brown A Crown Crown)

            Brown Brown is one of the fantastic drugs that have been popularized by child soldiers in Africa, and its terribly underrated. Brown Brown is made of bad cocaine cut with smokeless gunpowder (not black powder) smokeless powder has nitroglycerin which is prescribed as a heart medicine that widens your blood vessels. This allows for a better high, and probably better macheting of your family, or maybe that's just a shitty side affect, who knows, well I guess Kony or that guy who made Kony up who's to say. 

       p.s.  brown brown in some instances may be referring to heroin, but the child soldier brown brown is smokeless gunpowder and cocaine

here's some brown brown in what looks like a petri dish.

this kid is probably on brown brown, he's definitely macheted some innocent people.

             Brown Brown needs to be legalized because that would blow everyones nips of, and i think it would be funny if we legalized it, and thats how laws should be made, to blow everyones nips off and to mildly amuse me for like 5 minutes until i realize how bad of an idea it would be to make legal.

Santa Claws

     Santa Claws is about a child that had kittens but didn't want them so he asks Santa claus to deal with them for him, but santa has a policy about cats. His policy is that he hates them because he's allergic to them, but the kid was so good and Santa's so nice, and he also didn't know they were in the box until he is already at his sleigh, he decides to sneeze himself of the roof and die or at least give himself a nice holiday concussion. But oh no who's gonna deliver the presents? well the 4 kittens of coarse, as you can guess their are a lot of cat puns and bad mouth animations as well as just a horrid plot. but hey at least the movie poster was honest, it truly was a cat-astrophe!!

too many puns

I genuinely hate all those cats!!

        My soul is said that this movie only got 3.3 stars out of 10, but it deserves less!! But I totally recommend this movie to everyone. I think this movie is now in my top 10 movies.