hawks the bird that can totally do whatever

       hawks are a bad-ass bird that can easily fly 121 mph and just speed about doing whatever they want because you cant stop them. They will just fly around you with their 4 foot wing span they also weigh about 2.5 pounds which is surprisingly light for an apex predator. Hawks have 8 times better eye sight then you or I have. When they are diving they max out at about 150 mph so they can swoop swoop some small animals like mice, rats, other birds, rabbits, and snakes. They are always doing their own thing and don't take the time to deal with real world problems like when a project is due they just fly around playing their stupid bird games.

 hawks are surprisingly well equipped for killing animals

they are like little flying bears

Sea Otters: the most bad-ass mammal ever

      Sea otters are very cool because they are uber cute and would beat a sloth at everything. They eat crustaceans because they are bad-asses. They have favorite rocks for cracking the crustaceans. They also hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart, and 'cause they are the best animal ever. Sea otters can both swim and can walk about because they don't care what you think, they just have to go see a man about a dog. Adult sea otters weigh between 31 and 99 lbs making them the heaviest members of the weasel family. So step aside sloths, you have been thrown off of your silly adorable little throne.

 they are holding hands 

its covering its eyes

Somali pirates

    Somali pirates steal from people, (surprise! nobody saw that coming) they usually steal from other Somalian folks, most commonly from fishermen. They are kind of the coolest, and definitely the coolest thing in Somalia. they usually tend to be fishermen how couldn't compete with the companies that fish the same waters as them so they go to robbing other people to feed their family's and probably their drug addiction to!  Somali pirates are just overall bad asses who need some cash so they get it in the coolest way ever, by being pirates! but not those boring old pirates with parrots and paglegs, no they are sometimes shirtless and have AK47's!!

   

these are some Somali pirates doing their thing, you know stealing stuff!!

this is one of my many heroes he is both a child soldier and a pirate from Somalia

  so in conclusion if I had to move to one country in Africa I would definitely not be Somalia probably somewhere like Madagascar or cape cod.

Hippopotamus

     Hippopotami are awesome, their teeth grow continuously with canines reaching 20 inches and can totally kill anyone. Even though they look silly they can outrun most humans and that's mind blowing, they are one of the most aggressive animals and just all around a bad ass animal with its funny looking body. They look very silly but can totally be dicks for no apparent 

                                            

This is a Somali pirate and is defiantly not a hippo but he is still very cool 

                                          

Look at those teeth and that's a pumpkin in his mouth so think about that before you go to Africa

Why sloths are better then cats

        Sloths are way better then cats because they can never run away because of how slow they are, they only go to the bathroom once a week, and they only eat leaves and that's only for 4 hours a day! The scientific name for sloths is folivora which is way cooler then feline take that stupid cats. Sloths also grow super close bonds with their owners, but cats hate their owners so why would you want to bring something into your house that hates you?

This is a video of a sloth eating carrots and its far better then any cat video