hawks the bird that can totally do whatever

       hawks are a bad-ass bird that can easily fly 121 mph and just speed about doing whatever they want because you cant stop them. They will just fly around you with their 4 foot wing span they also weigh about 2.5 pounds which is surprisingly light for an apex predator. Hawks have 8 times better eye sight then you or I have. When they are diving they max out at about 150 mph so they can swoop swoop some small animals like mice, rats, other birds, rabbits, and snakes. They are always doing their own thing and don't take the time to deal with real world problems like when a project is due they just fly around playing their stupid bird games.

 hawks are surprisingly well equipped for killing animals

they are like little flying bears

Sea Otters: the most bad-ass mammal ever

      Sea otters are very cool because they are uber cute and would beat a sloth at everything. They eat crustaceans because they are bad-asses. They have favorite rocks for cracking the crustaceans. They also hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart, and 'cause they are the best animal ever. Sea otters can both swim and can walk about because they don't care what you think, they just have to go see a man about a dog. Adult sea otters weigh between 31 and 99 lbs making them the heaviest members of the weasel family. So step aside sloths, you have been thrown off of your silly adorable little throne.

 they are holding hands 

its covering its eyes

Somali pirates

    Somali pirates steal from people, (surprise! nobody saw that coming) they usually steal from other Somalian folks, most commonly from fishermen. They are kind of the coolest, and definitely the coolest thing in Somalia. they usually tend to be fishermen how couldn't compete with the companies that fish the same waters as them so they go to robbing other people to feed their family's and probably their drug addiction to!  Somali pirates are just overall bad asses who need some cash so they get it in the coolest way ever, by being pirates! but not those boring old pirates with parrots and paglegs, no they are sometimes shirtless and have AK47's!!

   

these are some Somali pirates doing their thing, you know stealing stuff!!

this is one of my many heroes he is both a child soldier and a pirate from Somalia

  so in conclusion if I had to move to one country in Africa I would definitely not be Somalia probably somewhere like Madagascar or cape cod.

Hippopotamus

     Hippopotami are awesome, their teeth grow continuously with canines reaching 20 inches and can totally kill anyone. Even though they look silly they can outrun most humans and that's mind blowing, they are one of the most aggressive animals and just all around a bad ass animal with its funny looking body. They look very silly but can totally be dicks for no apparent 

                                            

This is a Somali pirate and is defiantly not a hippo but he is still very cool 

                                          

Look at those teeth and that's a pumpkin in his mouth so think about that before you go to Africa

Why sloths are better then cats

        Sloths are way better then cats because they can never run away because of how slow they are, they only go to the bathroom once a week, and they only eat leaves and that's only for 4 hours a day! The scientific name for sloths is folivora which is way cooler then feline take that stupid cats. Sloths also grow super close bonds with their owners, but cats hate their owners so why would you want to bring something into your house that hates you?

This is a video of a sloth eating carrots and its far better then any cat video

       

x men days of future past

In a dystopian future, robots known as Sentinels are exterminating mutants and oppressing humans who harbor the genes that lead to mutant offspring. A small band of mutants manages to evade the Sentinels due to Kitty Pryde, who can project a person's consciousness back in time to deliver warnings.

Pryde's group rendezvous with Storm, Wolverine, Professor Xavier and Magneto in a monastery in China. They decide to send Wolverine's consciousness back to 1973 to prevent Mystique from murdering Bolivar Trask, the designer of the Sentinels. The assassination will make Trask a martyr, Mystique will be captured and her DNA will be reverse-engineered to create the formidable Sentinels of the future. Xavier advises Wolverine to seek out his and Magneto's younger selves for aid.

Wolverine wakes up in 1973 and travels to the X-Mansion, where he encounters Xavier and Hank McCoy. Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters is closed due to most of the students having died in the Vietnam War. Xavier, now a broken man, has regained his ability to walk due to a serum created by McCoy that, as a side effect, suppresses his telepathic powers. Wolverine explains his mission and persuades Xavier to free Magneto — who has been accused of assassinating John F. Kennedy — from a prison cell beneath The Pentagon. They enlist Peter Maximoff, a mutant with superhuman speed, to assist them.

Trask unsuccessfully lobbies his Sentinel program to Congress. In Saigon, Mystique prevents a young William Stryker from appropriating a group of mutant G.I.s for Trask's research. Mystique investigates Trask and discovers he has been capturing and experimenting on mutants. Xavier, Magneto, Beast, and Wolverine go to intercept Mystique in Paris.

In Paris, the Americans and Vietnamese are negotiating the end of United States' involvement in the Vietnam War. Mystique impersonates a general to infiltrate a meeting with Trask, who attempts to sell his Sentinel technology to the Communists. Xavier, Magneto, Beast, and Wolverine arrive as she is about to kill him. Believing that the dark future can only be avoided through Mystique's death, Magneto tries to kill her; she flees out a window. The fight spills onto the streets in front of onlookers and cameras. Mystique slips away in the confusion.

Wolverine's encounter with Stryker causes his future body to react violently, injuring Kitty.

Although Trask is saved, the world is horrified by the existence of mutants. President Richard Nixon approves Trask's Sentinel program and arranges an unveiling in Washington, D.C. Trask's scientists recover Mystique's blood from the battle site in Paris. Afraid that Trask could yet create the formidable future Sentinels, Magneto intercepts the prototypes and laces their polymer-based frames with steel.

At the mansion, Xavier stops taking his serum and regains his powers. Through Wolverine, Xavier speaks to his future self and is inspired to struggle for human-mutant peace once again. He uses Cerebro to track Mystique, now heading to Washington, D.C.

this week i didn't know 

what to write about

            this week i didn't know what to write about so i decided that i would write about my spring 

break! last week i went so the bay area to visit family.

that is a cat pretending to be a hat

this is what the cat in the hat should look like. 

he/she is so unamused

   so that's my blog because i haven't seen any good movies lately and if you say i should write more you should live more

the Adventures of Tintin

    Tintin, a young journalist, and his dog Snowy are browsing in an outdoor market. Tintin buys a small model of a ship, the Unicorn, Barnaby and Ivan Ivanovitch Sakharine both unsuccessfully try to buy the model from Tintin. Tintin takes the ship home, but it is accidentally broken,a scroll slips out of the model and rolling under a cabinet. Meanwhile, detectives Thomson and Thompson are looking for a pickpocket, Aristides Silk. Tintin finds that the Unicorn has been stolen. He then visits Sakharine in Marlinspike Hall and accuses him of the stealing it when he sees a model of the Unicorn, but when he realizes that Sakharine's model is not broken, he understands that there are two models. Once Tintin returns home, Snowy shows him the scroll, Tintin puts the scroll in his wallet that is stolen by Silk.

Later, Tintin's kidnapped by Sakharine's goons and locked on the SS Karaboudjan. He discovers that Sakharine has a deal with the ship's crew and rebelled against the captain. On board, Tintin meets Captain Haddock, the ship's real captain. Haddock is always drunk and unaware of the happenings on his ship. Tintin, Haddock, and Snowy escape in a lifeboat. Sakharine sends a plane to find them, Tintin takes the plane to fly to Bagghar, but the seaplane crashes in the desert.

Haddock hallucinates and remembers an ancestor, Sir Francis Haddock, who was the captain of the Unicorn: Sir Francis's ship was attacked by the crew of a pirate ship, led by Red Rackham  and after his eventual surrender, Sir Francis sank the Unicorn, and most of the treasure, to prevent it from falling into Rackham's possession. It transpires that there were three Unicorn models, each containing a scroll; together, the scrolls can  locate of the sunken Unicorn and its treasure.

The third model is in Bagghar, owned by Omar Ben Salaad. Sakharine causes a distraction in a concert that results in him successfully stealing the third scroll. After a chase he gets all the scrolls. After the boat leaves, Tintin is ready to give up but is convinced by Haddock to continue. With help from officers Thompson and Thomson, Tintin and Haddock track Sakharine down, who turns out to be a descendant of Red Rackham. They head back to their starting point and set up a trap but Sakharine resists arrest. When his gang fails to save him Sakharine challenges Haddock to a final fight.  Sakharine is arrested by Thomson and Thompson. fallowing the three scrolls directions they find the treasure.

American hustle

     American hustle is based In 1978. It's about a FBI agent Richie Di Maso  and two con artists named Irving Rosenfeld and Sydney Prosser. They are posing as advisers to a fake Sheikh. They try to bribe Carmine Polito who is a mayor.

    When Irving meets Sydney he falls in love with her. Sydney helps improve Irving’s scams, posing as British aristocrat "Lady Edith Greensley". Irving is also reluctant to leave his adoptive son with wife Rosalyn, who will not divorce him. Richie catches Sydney and makes Irving help him catch 4 people.

    Irving has a friend pretend to be a wealthy Arab Sheikh looking for potential investments in America. An associate of Irving's suggests that the Sheikh do business with the mayor of Camden, Carmine Polito. Carmine's popular and charismatic, loved by his people;he is campaigning to revitalize gambling in Atlantic City.  Richie devises a plan that his boss Thorsen doesn't like. Sydney helps by making a lonely FBI secretary to make an unhallowed wire transfer of $2 million. When Thorsten's boss, Anthony Amado hears of the operation, he praises Richie's initiative, pressuring Thorsen to continue the operation.

    Richie messes up and blows every thing. Irving convinces Carmine that the Sheikh is legitimate, expresses his hatred for Richie, and the two begin a friendship. Irving and Rosalyn have dinner with Carmine and his wife.

   Sydney gets mad at Irving for taking his wife instead of her so she starts dating Richie.

This movie was all over the place, so I could not find a one scene that

represented it better than any other

Personally, I didn't dislike the film but I didn't really like it either. I felt like the movie was mostly just me sitting there. I went with my family, and I'm the youngest. I heard a lot of comments that they liked it because it was realistically violent and looked truly 1970s. However the movie took a long to get to the conclusion, which was pretty good. I would recommend the movie to someone who is really into the 70s, but no one else. There is a lot of boring grown up drama and long character development. 

This clip is some of the rare violence

Lone survivor

    Lone survivor is about four navy seals that are on a mission when some random goat herders happen across them. Once the goat herders have been captured the navy seal team must make a decision, to let them go and fight their way, out or to kill them and be shamed by the news. they decide to let them go and try to radio in for backup, but they cant get any signal so they must fight for their lives. Immediately they begin to get shot at and a war breaks loose as they try to defeat the enemy's the get shot a lot of times. I will not ruin the ending incase you wanted to see this film but like the title says their is only one survivor.

   

                         this is the trailer because i couldn't find the seen that I wanted

                          the ending is that marky mark lives at the end but the rest of his team dies


     this movie was good but the book is way Superior 

the Hobbit 

Desolation of Smaug

   The Hobbit was okay. The plot was great but they ended in a bad spot that was super unsatisfying. The dialog between Smaug and Bilbo was great and so were the elves. However, I didn't like how Bilbo put on the ring then he could understand the spiders. The computer animation was great and so was the casting. But their were some holes in the plot so that was not great. I also thought that the eye of Sauron scene was cool and so were the spiders.

this scene is cool but i don't like how he can hear what they say

I liked this scene

    I would recommend that everybody sees this film. I even think that it can be understood without the first one.

American hustle

     American hustle is based In 1978. It's about a FBI agent Richie Di Maso  and two con artists named Irving Rosenfeld and Sydney Prosser. They are posing as advisers to a fake Sheikh. They try to bribe Carmine Polito who is a mayor.

    When Irving meets Sydney he falls in love with her. Sydney helps improve Irving’s scams, posing as British aristocrat "Lady Edith Greensley". Irving is also reluctant to leave his adoptive son with wife Rosalyn, who will not divorce him. Richie catches Sydney and makes Irving help him catch 4 people.

    Irving has a friend pretend to be a wealthy Arab Sheikh looking for potential investments in America. An associate of Irving's suggests that the Sheikh do business with the mayor of Camden, Carmine Polito. Carmine's popular and charismatic, loved by his people;he is campaigning to revitalize gambling in Atlantic City.  Richie devises a plan that his boss Thorsen doesn't like. Sydney helps by making a lonely FBI secretary to make an unhallowed wire transfer of $2 million. When Thorsten's boss, Anthony Amado hears of the operation, he praises Richie's initiative, pressuring Thorsen to continue the operation.

    Richie messes up and blows every thing. Irving convinces Carmine that the Sheikh is legitimate, expresses his hatred for Richie, and the two begin a friendship. Irving and Rosalyn have dinner with Carmine and his wife.

   Sydney gets mad at Irving for taking his wife instead of her so she starts dating Richie.

This movie was all over the place, so I could not find a one scene that

represented it better than any other

Personally, I didn't dislike the film but I didn't really like it either. I felt like the movie was mostly just me sitting there. I went with my family, and I'm the youngest. I heard a lot of comments that they liked it because it was realistically violent and looked truly 1970s. However the movie took a long to get to the conclusion, which was pretty good. I would recommend the movie to someone who is really into the 70s, but no one else. There is a lot of boring grown up drama and long character development. 

This clip is some of the rare violence