blog about cool YouTube videos

    Here's like 7 fantastic YouTube videos that make my day every day!!

this baby is fighting the classic battle between saying what up to the person you love and taking a nap.

This video is of a grandma, but twist she has a gopro. its just fantastic

If your day is just total [insert derogatory word for fecal matter] than this will improve it in a snap, because its short

This is my favorite politician, that's why its good i can't vote!!

This video combines 2 of my favorite things, gangsta rap, and the Muppet's!

It's a porcupine eating a pumpkin. You didn't know you wanted to see this, but you did. You could watch this all day!!

This panda doesn't take no for an answer, he'll kill someone or just wreck everything to sell his middle eastern cheese

     I hope you enjoyed those videos, it took 7 years of a wasted life to collect them all. And theirs still some missing videos, like the sloth eating carrots, or Mr. rogers break dancing or Lord of the ring's Saruman sings some heavy metal, or cows that see sunlight for the first time. So yeah, now you know the Internet isn't all sadness and like a public bathroom; dirty and reeks of uren with a used condom clogging the toilet

The Importance of Ham Horn in education

             Ham horn is an app for mobile devices that makes a rap air horn sound similar to the one in the link. The ham horn's role in education has been long debated, the debates about this sound date back to the ancient Egyptians, some of them (lets call them the right ones), felt it played a key role in education, they felt without it how would you emphasize your jokes or "great slams". But the other side (the draconian hippies) felt it disrupted the learning "vibe" and "got in the way of learning, man." this group is clearly in the wrong. The ancient Egyptians felt that this decision was to great of a responsibility to decide them selves so they buried it in the great pyramids for the Greek philosophers. I have no idea what the Greeks did, because this is a fictional story and I ran out of creativity. They probably like took a bath with it or something, I don't know, but i do know that Greeks used urine to clean their wounds, because they're into cra cra stuff.

       This also exists, and it might be my new favorite thing. (drake air horn) click on his face!!!

but you might like this one more (it's Kanye Wests own rap air horn!!)

       In summary, theirs a lot of rap air horns for all the big rappers... But their isn't one for Sonreal, but maybe one day Sonreal will have his own rap air horn. One can only hope!!

civil forfeiture, the boringest sounding interesting thing

       "Civil forfeiture in the United States, sometimes called civil judicial forfeiture, is a controversial legal process in which law enforcement officers take assets from persons suspected of involvement with crime or illegal activity without necessarily charging the owners with wrongdoing. While civil procedure, as opposed to criminal procedure, generally involves a dispute between two private citizens, civil forfeiture involves a dispute between law enforcement and property such as a gold crucifix, a pile of cash, a house or a boat, such that the thing is suspected of being involved in a crime. To get back the seized property, owners must prove it was not involved in criminal activity."(wikipedia) 
       Civil forfeiture is cra cra, in 42 states the police are allowed to keep all the money seized in a forfeiture seizer, and what they spend this money on is ludicrous, like and these are all true, a $5 million helicopter for Los Angeles police, a mobile command bus worth more than $1 million in Prince George’s County, an armored personnel carrier costing $227,000 in Douglasville, a $637 coffee maker for the Randall County Sheriff’s Department in Amarillo, Texas, but my 2 favorite things police purchased with the "pennies from heaven" are; in Montgomery County, Texas, the police purchased a margarita machine for office parties, and another department in Worcester, Massachusetts, purchased a Zamboni ice resurfacing machine!! This is the real reason they ask if "you are traveling with large amounts of money" because they need margarita machines and zambonis.

     They will overcome any language barrier to ask for your money, even if it means they are just rambling in barely passable spanish. These cops will stop at nothing to shake you down for all your skrilla.

       if you're looking for more information and a few laughs check out john Oliver's bit on this

   

Private security contractors don't take any one's sh*t (except from the highest bidder)

          A private army is a military that works for the highest bidder which isn't not cool!! They also drive around shooting people without getting in trouble, but that's not so cool so I digress. But they also "help people" and they are exempt from the countries laws that they are in!! while talking about Blackwater, Virginia Foxx who is a member of the US House of Representatives  said"Today they are facing accusations of negligence and profiteering." and if that doesn't sound like a hoot and hollering good time to you, then you my Friend are insane!!

there they are with their pimped out hummer

and here's blackwater hanging out doing their thing!!! 

     so in summary maybe private militaries shouldn't be a thing, or they totally should because they have a great time being privateers and partying every day.

Hahaja

Lanai Boat Trip Recap

           Over my Hawaiian vacation my family took a boat trip to Lanai. Here's a short video I took of the Spinner Dolphin pod we saw off the coast taken with a GoPro camera:

Spinner Dolphins are about 2/3 smaller than their more famous cousins Bottlenose Dolphins. The largest pod of Spinner Dolphins in Hawaii is off the coast of Lanai- about 300 dolphins. They are active at night and early in the morning and sleep most of the day. When marine creatures sleep they are half awake. The dolphins I saw were up playing when most of the rest were sleeping, so there were about 40 swimming around the boat. Spinner dolphins can't survive in captivity for more than 2 days- they die of depression when separated from their group.

We also saw lots of sea turtles- and I got to swim a lot when I was snorkeling.  They live for at least 100 years. 

here's a pic of one that I didn't take

he's eating a snack!

On the trip we also saw a Hawaiian Monk Seal. Most seals like frigid water but monk seals like warm water, they also like fried chicken. 1400 Hawaiian monk seals left on the planet and even less in the Mediterranean, they're one of the most endangered animals in the world (probably they are all dying of seal heart disease because of all those deep fried snacks they eat).

Easter

Easters a terrible holiday, need some fact to back up my opinions? well i don't have any. Just kidding i always have stuff to back up my ludicrous accusations, its the celebration of the Resurrection of Jesus. Fun fact Jesus never rose from the dead because he wasn't the son of God. so why do we celebrate a fake holiday by finding Easter eggs? because Christians wanted to convert pagans to Catholicism (those Christen dicks) so they moved the date of Jesus's Crucifixion so he would be resurrected on the pagans holiday. The Easter eggs were a thing because the Catholic church would ban eggs for lent so it was a snack that everyone wanted.

  

 but look how cute the bunny is

 and their in easter eggs

those eggs are crazy looking