Easter

Easters a terrible holiday, need some fact to back up my opinions? well i don't have any. Just kidding i always have stuff to back up my ludicrous accusations, its the celebration of the Resurrection of Jesus. Fun fact Jesus never rose from the dead because he wasn't the son of God. so why do we celebrate a fake holiday by finding Easter eggs? because Christians wanted to convert pagans to Catholicism (those Christen dicks) so they moved the date of Jesus's Crucifixion so he would be resurrected on the pagans holiday. The Easter eggs were a thing because the Catholic church would ban eggs for lent so it was a snack that everyone wanted.

  

 but look how cute the bunny is

 and their in easter eggs

those eggs are crazy looking