Legalize Brown Brown

(Give Brown Brown A Crown Crown)

            Brown Brown is one of the fantastic drugs that have been popularized by child soldiers in Africa, and its terribly underrated. Brown Brown is made of bad cocaine cut with smokeless gunpowder (not black powder) smokeless powder has nitroglycerin which is prescribed as a heart medicine that widens your blood vessels. This allows for a better high, and probably better macheting of your family, or maybe that's just a shitty side affect, who knows, well I guess Kony or that guy who made Kony up who's to say. 

       p.s.  brown brown in some instances may be referring to heroin, but the child soldier brown brown is smokeless gunpowder and cocaine

here's some brown brown in what looks like a petri dish.

this kid is probably on brown brown, he's definitely macheted some innocent people.

             Brown Brown needs to be legalized because that would blow everyones nips of, and i think it would be funny if we legalized it, and thats how laws should be made, to blow everyones nips off and to mildly amuse me for like 5 minutes until i realize how bad of an idea it would be to make legal.