Santa Claws

     Santa Claws is about a child that had kittens but didn't want them so he asks Santa claus to deal with them for him, but santa has a policy about cats. His policy is that he hates them because he's allergic to them, but the kid was so good and Santa's so nice, and he also didn't know they were in the box until he is already at his sleigh, he decides to sneeze himself of the roof and die or at least give himself a nice holiday concussion. But oh no who's gonna deliver the presents? well the 4 kittens of coarse, as you can guess their are a lot of cat puns and bad mouth animations as well as just a horrid plot. but hey at least the movie poster was honest, it truly was a cat-astrophe!!

too many puns

I genuinely hate all those cats!!

        My soul is said that this movie only got 3.3 stars out of 10, but it deserves less!! But I totally recommend this movie to everyone. I think this movie is now in my top 10 movies.

blog about cool YouTube videos

    Here's like 7 fantastic YouTube videos that make my day every day!!

this baby is fighting the classic battle between saying what up to the person you love and taking a nap.

This video is of a grandma, but twist she has a gopro. its just fantastic

If your day is just total [insert derogatory word for fecal matter] than this will improve it in a snap, because its short

This is my favorite politician, that's why its good i can't vote!!

This video combines 2 of my favorite things, gangsta rap, and the Muppet's!

It's a porcupine eating a pumpkin. You didn't know you wanted to see this, but you did. You could watch this all day!!

This panda doesn't take no for an answer, he'll kill someone or just wreck everything to sell his middle eastern cheese

     I hope you enjoyed those videos, it took 7 years of a wasted life to collect them all. And theirs still some missing videos, like the sloth eating carrots, or Mr. rogers break dancing or Lord of the ring's Saruman sings some heavy metal, or cows that see sunlight for the first time. So yeah, now you know the Internet isn't all sadness and like a public bathroom; dirty and reeks of uren with a used condom clogging the toilet

The Importance of Ham Horn in education

             Ham horn is an app for mobile devices that makes a rap air horn sound similar to the one in the link. The ham horn's role in education has been long debated, the debates about this sound date back to the ancient Egyptians, some of them (lets call them the right ones), felt it played a key role in education, they felt without it how would you emphasize your jokes or "great slams". But the other side (the draconian hippies) felt it disrupted the learning "vibe" and "got in the way of learning, man." this group is clearly in the wrong. The ancient Egyptians felt that this decision was to great of a responsibility to decide them selves so they buried it in the great pyramids for the Greek philosophers. I have no idea what the Greeks did, because this is a fictional story and I ran out of creativity. They probably like took a bath with it or something, I don't know, but i do know that Greeks used urine to clean their wounds, because they're into cra cra stuff.

       This also exists, and it might be my new favorite thing. (drake air horn) click on his face!!!

but you might like this one more (it's Kanye Wests own rap air horn!!)

       In summary, theirs a lot of rap air horns for all the big rappers... But their isn't one for Sonreal, but maybe one day Sonreal will have his own rap air horn. One can only hope!!

civil forfeiture, the boringest sounding interesting thing

       "Civil forfeiture in the United States, sometimes called civil judicial forfeiture, is a controversial legal process in which law enforcement officers take assets from persons suspected of involvement with crime or illegal activity without necessarily charging the owners with wrongdoing. While civil procedure, as opposed to criminal procedure, generally involves a dispute between two private citizens, civil forfeiture involves a dispute between law enforcement and property such as a gold crucifix, a pile of cash, a house or a boat, such that the thing is suspected of being involved in a crime. To get back the seized property, owners must prove it was not involved in criminal activity."(wikipedia) 
       Civil forfeiture is cra cra, in 42 states the police are allowed to keep all the money seized in a forfeiture seizer, and what they spend this money on is ludicrous, like and these are all true, a $5 million helicopter for Los Angeles police, a mobile command bus worth more than $1 million in Prince George’s County, an armored personnel carrier costing $227,000 in Douglasville, a $637 coffee maker for the Randall County Sheriff’s Department in Amarillo, Texas, but my 2 favorite things police purchased with the "pennies from heaven" are; in Montgomery County, Texas, the police purchased a margarita machine for office parties, and another department in Worcester, Massachusetts, purchased a Zamboni ice resurfacing machine!! This is the real reason they ask if "you are traveling with large amounts of money" because they need margarita machines and zambonis.

     They will overcome any language barrier to ask for your money, even if it means they are just rambling in barely passable spanish. These cops will stop at nothing to shake you down for all your skrilla.

       if you're looking for more information and a few laughs check out john Oliver's bit on this

   

Private security contractors don't take any one's sh*t (except from the highest bidder)

          A private army is a military that works for the highest bidder which isn't not cool!! They also drive around shooting people without getting in trouble, but that's not so cool so I digress. But they also "help people" and they are exempt from the countries laws that they are in!! while talking about Blackwater, Virginia Foxx who is a member of the US House of Representatives  said"Today they are facing accusations of negligence and profiteering." and if that doesn't sound like a hoot and hollering good time to you, then you my Friend are insane!!

there they are with their pimped out hummer

and here's blackwater hanging out doing their thing!!! 

     so in summary maybe private militaries shouldn't be a thing, or they totally should because they have a great time being privateers and partying every day.

Hahaja

Lanai Boat Trip Recap

           Over my Hawaiian vacation my family took a boat trip to Lanai. Here's a short video I took of the Spinner Dolphin pod we saw off the coast taken with a GoPro camera:

Spinner Dolphins are about 2/3 smaller than their more famous cousins Bottlenose Dolphins. The largest pod of Spinner Dolphins in Hawaii is off the coast of Lanai- about 300 dolphins. They are active at night and early in the morning and sleep most of the day. When marine creatures sleep they are half awake. The dolphins I saw were up playing when most of the rest were sleeping, so there were about 40 swimming around the boat. Spinner dolphins can't survive in captivity for more than 2 days- they die of depression when separated from their group.

We also saw lots of sea turtles- and I got to swim a lot when I was snorkeling.  They live for at least 100 years. 

here's a pic of one that I didn't take

he's eating a snack!

On the trip we also saw a Hawaiian Monk Seal. Most seals like frigid water but monk seals like warm water, they also like fried chicken. 1400 Hawaiian monk seals left on the planet and even less in the Mediterranean, they're one of the most endangered animals in the world (probably they are all dying of seal heart disease because of all those deep fried snacks they eat).

Easter

Easters a terrible holiday, need some fact to back up my opinions? well i don't have any. Just kidding i always have stuff to back up my ludicrous accusations, its the celebration of the Resurrection of Jesus. Fun fact Jesus never rose from the dead because he wasn't the son of God. so why do we celebrate a fake holiday by finding Easter eggs? because Christians wanted to convert pagans to Catholicism (those Christen dicks) so they moved the date of Jesus's Crucifixion so he would be resurrected on the pagans holiday. The Easter eggs were a thing because the Catholic church would ban eggs for lent so it was a snack that everyone wanted.

  

 but look how cute the bunny is

 and their in easter eggs

those eggs are crazy looking

is the US military vital for our country?

     In the last 20 years theirs been only 3 or 4 years in which we were not at war, but why are we always fighting? One reason is because we can, we have a devastatingly powerful military.  When you have a ludicrous amount of planes, smart bombs, and cruise missiles, the whole world looks like a target. Another reason is that we have an all-volunteer force, by making military service be only the people that volunteer to do it, people feel less strongly apposed to it. People would be far more against random wars if it was the draft instead, if wall street bankers kids were forced into service then the random war wouldn't be a thing. I'm not recommending that we bring the draft back, I'm just pointing out that we probably wouldn't be in as many wars if it was still a thing.

fun bonus fact: Teddy Roosevelt was the last president to be openly pro war, he was once quoted saying “A just war is in the long run far better for a man’s soul than the most prosperous peace”

the soldier and the dog are best f*ckng Friends

dirigibles are awesome

    dirigibles are just the f*cking best, they float all slow and sh*t. Here are some fun facts about them

• The first design was called the LZ-1 (Luftschiff Zeppelin 1)
• dirigibles consisted of a massive, long rigid metal frame containing individual gas cells and are sometimes covered by fabric
• The first airship was completed in the winter of 1899 and made its maiden flight in the summer on July 2, 1900
• The LZ-1 Zeppelin airship was first flown for a short distance of 3.5 miles over a lake
• It went 20 mph which is fast i guess

airship and dirigible are synonyms which i guess is a fun fact, i mean its definitely a fact i don't know how fun it is.

thats the hindenburg crashing

this is of the same dirigible crashing 

the death penalty

   I personally don't believe in the death penalty so this blog will have a bias, but I'll do my best to cover both sides. Some countries that still have the death penalty are China, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, North Korea. i don't know about you but i don't want to be on a list with any of those countries, I want to be on a list with Sweden Sweden's on all the best lists. 
     Some arguments for the death penalty are it provides closer for the victim or the victims family. I personally don't think that this is entirely true for some people it might be but not for everyone. another argument it acts as a deterrent. Their is no evidence to back this argument up. One more argument for capital punishment is that it costs less to just kill them. just like the previous argument this is inaccurate it actually costs less to keep them in prison then it does to kill them. Some arguments against the death penalty are that it the prisoners family have to suffer sing their loved one killed by the state. but the best argument against it is on ProCon.org where it says:

                     Ultimately, the moral question surrounding capital punishment in America has less to do with whether those convicted of violent crime deserve to die than with whether state and federal governments deserve to kill those whom it has imprisoned. The legacy of racial apartheid, racial bias, and ethnic discrimination is unavoidably evident in the administration of capital punishment in America

as you can see by the writing above i have bias against the death penalty because  i personally think that its barbaric and in humane. if we think we are the best species then why do we act so cruel to each other?

is the mass incarceration of Americans the new Jim crow laws?

  In our modern era discriminating against somebody because of their race is not at all an acceptable thing to do. But if they are a convicted felon then you can deprive them of some basic rights.  Like being denied the right to vote, education opportunities, attending jury duty (which they might not be that sad about), being denied food stamps and, other benefits. They are also discriminated against in social stuff like; housing, and jobs. which seams backward because that forces them back towards crime and that shouldn't be the point of the prison system (and the privatized prison system if far worse but that's a topic for another blog). 

                                     

• African Americans are incarcerated at nearly six times the rate of whites
• if African American and Hispanics were incarcerated at the same rates of whites, today's prison and jail populations would decline by approximately 50%

• Together, African American and Hispanics comprised 58% of all prisoners in 2008, even though African Americans and Hispanics make up approximately one quarter of the US population
• 5 times as many Whites are using drugs as African Americans, yet African Americans are sent to prison for drug offenses at 10 times the rate of Whites

   Today it is perfectly legal to discriminate against convicted criminals in nearly all the ways that it was once legal to discriminate against African Americans. Once you’re labeled a felon, the old forms of discrimination are fair game.