Legalize Brown Brown

(Give Brown Brown A Crown Crown)

            Brown Brown is one of the fantastic drugs that have been popularized by child soldiers in Africa, and its terribly underrated. Brown Brown is made of bad cocaine cut with smokeless gunpowder (not black powder) smokeless powder has nitroglycerin which is prescribed as a heart medicine that widens your blood vessels. This allows for a better high, and probably better macheting of your family, or maybe that's just a shitty side affect, who knows, well I guess Kony or that guy who made Kony up who's to say. 

       p.s.  brown brown in some instances may be referring to heroin, but the child soldier brown brown is smokeless gunpowder and cocaine

here's some brown brown in what looks like a petri dish.

this kid is probably on brown brown, he's definitely macheted some innocent people.

             Brown Brown needs to be legalized because that would blow everyones nips of, and i think it would be funny if we legalized it, and thats how laws should be made, to blow everyones nips off and to mildly amuse me for like 5 minutes until i realize how bad of an idea it would be to make legal.

Santa Claws

     Santa Claws is about a child that had kittens but didn't want them so he asks Santa claus to deal with them for him, but santa has a policy about cats. His policy is that he hates them because he's allergic to them, but the kid was so good and Santa's so nice, and he also didn't know they were in the box until he is already at his sleigh, he decides to sneeze himself of the roof and die or at least give himself a nice holiday concussion. But oh no who's gonna deliver the presents? well the 4 kittens of coarse, as you can guess their are a lot of cat puns and bad mouth animations as well as just a horrid plot. but hey at least the movie poster was honest, it truly was a cat-astrophe!!

too many puns

I genuinely hate all those cats!!

        My soul is said that this movie only got 3.3 stars out of 10, but it deserves less!! But I totally recommend this movie to everyone. I think this movie is now in my top 10 movies.

blog about cool YouTube videos

    Here's like 7 fantastic YouTube videos that make my day every day!!

this baby is fighting the classic battle between saying what up to the person you love and taking a nap.

This video is of a grandma, but twist she has a gopro. its just fantastic

If your day is just total [insert derogatory word for fecal matter] than this will improve it in a snap, because its short

This is my favorite politician, that's why its good i can't vote!!

This video combines 2 of my favorite things, gangsta rap, and the Muppet's!

It's a porcupine eating a pumpkin. You didn't know you wanted to see this, but you did. You could watch this all day!!

This panda doesn't take no for an answer, he'll kill someone or just wreck everything to sell his middle eastern cheese

     I hope you enjoyed those videos, it took 7 years of a wasted life to collect them all. And theirs still some missing videos, like the sloth eating carrots, or Mr. rogers break dancing or Lord of the ring's Saruman sings some heavy metal, or cows that see sunlight for the first time. So yeah, now you know the Internet isn't all sadness and like a public bathroom; dirty and reeks of uren with a used condom clogging the toilet

The Importance of Ham Horn in education

             Ham horn is an app for mobile devices that makes a rap air horn sound similar to the one in the link. The ham horn's role in education has been long debated, the debates about this sound date back to the ancient Egyptians, some of them (lets call them the right ones), felt it played a key role in education, they felt without it how would you emphasize your jokes or "great slams". But the other side (the draconian hippies) felt it disrupted the learning "vibe" and "got in the way of learning, man." this group is clearly in the wrong. The ancient Egyptians felt that this decision was to great of a responsibility to decide them selves so they buried it in the great pyramids for the Greek philosophers. I have no idea what the Greeks did, because this is a fictional story and I ran out of creativity. They probably like took a bath with it or something, I don't know, but i do know that Greeks used urine to clean their wounds, because they're into cra cra stuff.

       This also exists, and it might be my new favorite thing. (drake air horn) click on his face!!!

but you might like this one more (it's Kanye Wests own rap air horn!!)

       In summary, theirs a lot of rap air horns for all the big rappers... But their isn't one for Sonreal, but maybe one day Sonreal will have his own rap air horn. One can only hope!!

civil forfeiture, the boringest sounding interesting thing

       "Civil forfeiture in the United States, sometimes called civil judicial forfeiture, is a controversial legal process in which law enforcement officers take assets from persons suspected of involvement with crime or illegal activity without necessarily charging the owners with wrongdoing. While civil procedure, as opposed to criminal procedure, generally involves a dispute between two private citizens, civil forfeiture involves a dispute between law enforcement and property such as a gold crucifix, a pile of cash, a house or a boat, such that the thing is suspected of being involved in a crime. To get back the seized property, owners must prove it was not involved in criminal activity."(wikipedia) 
       Civil forfeiture is cra cra, in 42 states the police are allowed to keep all the money seized in a forfeiture seizer, and what they spend this money on is ludicrous, like and these are all true, a $5 million helicopter for Los Angeles police, a mobile command bus worth more than $1 million in Prince George’s County, an armored personnel carrier costing $227,000 in Douglasville, a $637 coffee maker for the Randall County Sheriff’s Department in Amarillo, Texas, but my 2 favorite things police purchased with the "pennies from heaven" are; in Montgomery County, Texas, the police purchased a margarita machine for office parties, and another department in Worcester, Massachusetts, purchased a Zamboni ice resurfacing machine!! This is the real reason they ask if "you are traveling with large amounts of money" because they need margarita machines and zambonis.

     They will overcome any language barrier to ask for your money, even if it means they are just rambling in barely passable spanish. These cops will stop at nothing to shake you down for all your skrilla.

       if you're looking for more information and a few laughs check out john Oliver's bit on this

   

Private security contractors don't take any one's sh*t (except from the highest bidder)

          A private army is a military that works for the highest bidder which isn't not cool!! They also drive around shooting people without getting in trouble, but that's not so cool so I digress. But they also "help people" and they are exempt from the countries laws that they are in!! while talking about Blackwater, Virginia Foxx who is a member of the US House of Representatives  said"Today they are facing accusations of negligence and profiteering." and if that doesn't sound like a hoot and hollering good time to you, then you my Friend are insane!!

there they are with their pimped out hummer

and here's blackwater hanging out doing their thing!!! 

     so in summary maybe private militaries shouldn't be a thing, or they totally should because they have a great time being privateers and partying every day.

Hahaja